I have a great business idea and am looking for a partner in the North of England.
Here, in the affluent south, everyone is buying flat screen/LCD Tv’s and plasmas, we are so rich down here that we are practically giving away the old traditional TV Sets.
What I need is a contact up north ( where old tellies must be worth gold dust) so I can ship them up there and sell them for top dollar.
I reckon that I could drive through the wealthy streets of Hove in a truck saying: “we collect your Tv’s” and fill it up in no time.
I could then drive around the better off areas of the north and sell these very same television sets as luxury items to the north people.